Elite perks that feel like pranks, communal shampoo trauma, Wyndham’s promo labyrinth, robe theft ethics, and the awkward art of saying “I want my own room.” This week, Ohad checks into hotel chaos with sass, sarcasm, and zero tolerance for loyalty program gaslighting.

Snarky etiquette meets points-hoarding delusion in this week’s Dear Ohad. From overhead bin wars to seafood crimes at 38,000 feet, Ohad tackles the absurdity of modern travel with dry wit and zero patience for your TikTok-blasting seatmate. Bonus: romance advice that won’t get you deported.